Oh Osama!!
when i heard the news of Osama bin Ladens death i switched on the news channels to get the latest updates.The world was speculating how osama could live in such a sensitive area and yet not be detected for 5 years. if the news reports are to be believed he was living in a $ 1 million mansion with his Arab bodygaurds and his youngest wife. He had no phone lines and no internet. The thrash of the house was being burnt inside in the premises and access was restricted to outsiders.
i wish i could have met him once before he was killed and ask why on this earth did he decide to go hide in pakistan? really ! why pakistan?
so much for being trained by CIA.Well, if safety was his concern than all he had to do was take a flight to mumbai, kill some people and surrender! We specialize in providing air conditioned rooms and high security to terrorists. we would have taken good care of him and would have ensured he got the best of the food and medical treatment. I'm sure in no time he would have penetrated through the high moral fibre of our political structure and with the help of a few would have got all the facilities in his cell. he could have been on FB. Imagine the fun !
He could have also met the national hero Mr kasab and discussed some future attacks and laughed at us ! maybe he could have motivated Kasab to be the next osama bin laden! but as we know it's too late.
after all he is to be blamed for his own death. I'm sure Mr. Kasab will agree !
Monday, May 02, 2011
When i MET Vampire
Sitting in Curlies , sipping on KINGS and relishing Prawn curry rice , i met the Vampire.Yes, the one all of us have grown up seeing in hollywood movies.Dressed in Goan shorts and proudly displaying his little paunch , he seemed no less than a ordinary man. My curiousity got better of me and i walked up to him and introduced myself.Realizing i had kept my friends waiting , we exchanged our e mail ids. i recently sent him an email. This is his reply :
Dear Niranth,
What's your blood group like? Kidding :)
Dude, really! i have moved on.Well, you need not be formal, i encounter similar questions very often.I hope thise mail would answer most of your questions. Yes, it's true i have stopped attacking humans and drinking thier blood. Now, i don't need to.I have become omnipresent.Some call me Management and some Clients, some Just managers and some prefer Team leads.I'm very happy here. I get official authorization to suck blood out of people without them realizing.Of course , I pay them peanuts , but dude who would mind it. have you ever tried buying blood from a bank? Moreover i get them to work and overwork at odd hours and holidays.If this was not good enough , i get paid for this by my masters and when i do a very pleasing job of it , i manage a bonus.
This should explain why bollywood doesn't make movies on me.You guys have got sick of me.
Anyways i got to go now.Catching up with some friends at Tito's.
Lots's of blood
Vampire
Sitting in Curlies , sipping on KINGS and relishing Prawn curry rice , i met the Vampire.Yes, the one all of us have grown up seeing in hollywood movies.Dressed in Goan shorts and proudly displaying his little paunch , he seemed no less than a ordinary man. My curiousity got better of me and i walked up to him and introduced myself.Realizing i had kept my friends waiting , we exchanged our e mail ids. i recently sent him an email. This is his reply :
Dear Niranth,
What's your blood group like? Kidding :)
Dude, really! i have moved on.Well, you need not be formal, i encounter similar questions very often.I hope thise mail would answer most of your questions. Yes, it's true i have stopped attacking humans and drinking thier blood. Now, i don't need to.I have become omnipresent.Some call me Management and some Clients, some Just managers and some prefer Team leads.I'm very happy here. I get official authorization to suck blood out of people without them realizing.Of course , I pay them peanuts , but dude who would mind it. have you ever tried buying blood from a bank? Moreover i get them to work and overwork at odd hours and holidays.If this was not good enough , i get paid for this by my masters and when i do a very pleasing job of it , i manage a bonus.
This should explain why bollywood doesn't make movies on me.You guys have got sick of me.
Anyways i got to go now.Catching up with some friends at Tito's.
Lots's of blood
Vampire
GOA
Couple of lines for all those who love goa. penned them down and thought would share it.Go goa :)
if goa was a Chic , who would not want to date her!
she's hot and she knows how to make you sweat!
she warm through the day, lovely at night.
before a date,she gets even me to the gym,
she's expensive, but she's cheap.
she loves you and your budget too.
She let's you dance. she let's you play
those who desire - she lets you sway!
she's fun , she's adventures
some ride the waves , some conquer the blaze
she let's you ride her, she let's you explore her.
she let's you dive down , she makes you go high
she makes you dress up, she makes you dress down
you can live her forever, you can meet her once in a while
Couple of lines for all those who love goa. penned them down and thought would share it.Go goa :)
if goa was a Chic , who would not want to date her!
she's hot and she knows how to make you sweat!
she warm through the day, lovely at night.
before a date,she gets even me to the gym,
she's expensive, but she's cheap.
she loves you and your budget too.
She let's you dance. she let's you play
those who desire - she lets you sway!
she's fun , she's adventures
some ride the waves , some conquer the blaze
she let's you ride her, she let's you explore her.
she let's you dive down , she makes you go high
she makes you dress up, she makes you dress down
you can live her forever, you can meet her once in a while
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