A couple of days back while reading the newspaper I saw this statement made by Samajwadi Party :
“Sanjay Dutt is not a criminal”
Nice to hear , a little difficult to believe but what amazes me is why on this planet are you even bothering to say something like this. I mean who cares?? Really who does??
They should know i won’t read, I’m the common man, why should I? It doesn’t matter to me. Aren’t there enough goons ,rapists, murderers and mafia dons already being elected and being sent to the parliament in name of democracy? Aren’t our state assemblies more of a rogue camps that political institutions. I the common man study hard, get in to government jobs, earn little, and pay taxes without fail to feed these illiterate criminals. To be ordered around by goons who have no regards for law and no understanding of governance.
Then why would I mind if a well read educated criminal aspires to join this bandwagon. He might have got some hundreds of people blasted into pieces for no reason whatsoever, or might have helped the most wanted criminals or to say helped them become most wanted criminals of India. should we not rejoice for the reason that at least he can act to be a good guy! At least he would do a better job at fooling people! And then he’s already rich so embezzling public funds might not interest him much. And well if you are worried that he might not find enough vote banks then please lay back, pull out a beer and watch the drama unveil! My fellow citizens will elect him, some because of his on screen good image , some out of sympathy , some for money, for a TV or a bottle of rum or just because we are god damn Indians.
So somebody please tell BSP to call for a press conference and proudly declare that Sanjay Dutt is a criminal”. his chances of getting elected will only get better.
P S: Sanjay dutt has been accussed for possesing illegal arms and having links with the underworld

It will be known as the day cauvery tribunal gave it's verdict,partially declaring tamil nadu as the winner.Bangalore unexpectedly remained quiet.
Not because the hooligans were kept away from the streets but sadly for them most of the software companies and showrooms have learned the trick.
The trick is none other than the late Kannada Matinee idol,Dr, rajakumar who still after his death continues to be everyone's hero and property worth crores.
It's Funny how North indians immediately pick up the golden words "Karnataka ki Jai" as soon as the verdict is flashed on all major news channels.
Within minutes i come out to my office to see shopkeepers running around to get a poster of Rajkumar as they know it's the only force that can keep the evil off their properties,those who can't manage to get his photograpgh, settle down for the less promising Karnataka Flag.

Ironically rajkumar couldnt save much when alive as he has done after his death.
Only if he could come back and see how he has become a protector of the masses,something he couldn't achieve in his lifetime.
As for the north indians and the shopkeepers i'm sure RAJKUMAR has already become their super hero!!